A cold rain yesterday morning. DW was mad at me yesterday and she was already mad at the president. Credit card bill came, and she saw what I spent on garden stuff. I did not hide it she misunderstood when I told her about it. She thought it was for home repairs. A bad habit of hers is to fill in with what she thinks I said. 

It's hard to win when someone else is filling in the blanks for you. And, of course, Dear Wife expects me to read her mind and understand why she might be upset about something.
I'm not a mind reader...
I did. That's a $200 shovel!
That King of Spades shovel might last a lifetime, but the $6.00 YardWorks shovel that I bought at Menards has a 15-year warranty. At my age, that's probably a lifetime warranty.