What happens when you read too fast!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by gritsar, Oct 9, 2010.

  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    I have a tendency to read too quickly. I was taught speed reading in high school (it was the thing at the time).
    I drive my DH crazy with it, especially when viewing the description of a TV program in the channel guide. I'll flip the description up, read it and flip it down again before he's had a chance to read the title.

    Anyhow, just clicked on the index and happened to read the description of two auction items at the same time:

    Barred Easter Egger Cockerel, 12 Wks/ ~F...
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    Miss Lilly's Dog Shampoo Bar---FREE SHIP...

    Out of that I read - barred dog-eared cockerel. [​IMG] I had to do a double take because I really wanted to know what a dog-eared cockerel would look like. [​IMG]
     
  2. DuckLady

    DuckLady Administrator Staff Member

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    I can't say what I thought I read on one auction the other day. I would be banned.
     
  3. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    Quote:By whom???? [​IMG]

    I saw a doozy of an auction title one day, giggled for hours. Can't repeat it either.
    But it's funny, because I have done the same thing- posted something, hit submit and gone to edit as fast as I can!
     
  4. acid_chipmunk

    acid_chipmunk Polish Silkies d'Uccles O my!

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    I have the same problem. Drives my hubby nuts, too. I end up having to go back and re-read things a lot to un-confuse myself!


    Oh and ranchhand, I love the second line in your sig! Two d's and two t's made totally different words. I often am tempted to ask people who spell it with two d's, how their chickens faces walk!
     
  5. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    My meat chickens have a waddle [​IMG] (It's the way they walk cuz they are so dang big)
     
  6. acid_chipmunk

    acid_chipmunk Polish Silkies d'Uccles O my!

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    My meaties waddled, too. Actually, my d'Uccles kind of waddle because of their HUGE foot feathers and vulture hocks. So cute!
     
  7. willkatdawson

    willkatdawson Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:come on, you can't do that....I think you should share with the class.
     
  8. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    I was never taught speedreading, but I do read fast. I also have an astigmatism, so I frequently mix stuff from two different lines together. Makes for some entertaining reading!
     
  9. justbugged

    justbugged Head of the Night Crew for WA State

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    I took a class in speed reading in Jr. high school. While I love that I can do it, I also know that I have enough trouble with langue that I can't count on myself to always get it right. Uff Da!!!
     
  10. Tala

    Tala Flock Mistress

    My husband reads really fast, but I don't think he was ever taught any "speed reading" technique.
    The thing is, I don't think he remembers half of what he reads. Which I guess is fine with me, he will re-read his library over and over again.
    Not me. If I read it once I already know what will happen, so the book can't hold my concentration again. Comprehending what you read is far more important than how fast you can move your eyes over a page [​IMG]
     

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