Alright! Checking in from the vet’s parking lot as we are about to begin our adventure home.
1.) she gave me stank eye the entire trip. Then! Decided to give me some more stink eye at the vet after anyone would pick her up and lookher over. She CLEARLY knew this was my fault and will not soon let me forget this.
2.) three. Three poops in 3 hours.
3.) she does not appreciate my singing of ANY of the following (forgive me for not knowing singers/proper titles... I like to keep it fresh and mysterious):
So Why Don’t You Stay
Anything Bob Marley
Funky Town
Anything Alaina Myles
She DOES approve of:
My Smalltown Murder Podcast
Ludacris (don’t judge her... she’s a gangsta)
Everything Tom Petty
And she really got down to Eye of the Tiger
4.) shes even more adorable when she’s pouting and mad (don’t tell her I said that).
I will update the things you ACTUALLY want to know when I get back home. Figured I would leave you with fond imagery while I fight biblical rains, Indiana roads of SHYTE, and equally bad drivers who, might I add, do not have the sheer fun of driving with a thrice shat duck in their immediate 3 feet vicinity :: eye roll::
And btw: I’m so glad I have leather. This stink would NOT be coming out of cloth.
Omg this post seriously got me laughing after a long miserable day!
