What is this chicken thinking?

[FlyWheel]

Wow! My own pet human chick! Thanks, Santa!!​

 

[guineapeeps]

"We three chicks of Orient are, Locked in this coop, we can't go far. It's too much to bear, it isn't fair That we have no roosting bar! O, every morning, noon, and night This brooder light is so darn bright! With only bedding, it's upsetting, No single blade of grass in sight!"

 

[FlyWheel]

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast.

Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late!

 

[Garjzla]

And everyone looked to Ted as he told his classmates that Santa Claus wasn't real...
The little Christian jerk.

 

[Hinotori]

What is Ashes the silkie thinking?

 

[Garjzla]

What is Ashes the silkie thinking?

Mr. Grinch had no reindeer, so this would have to do.
But why his dog had grown so large, he hadn't even a clue.

 

[User395221]

What is Ashes the silkie thinking?

I'm not sure my owner understands what a dog sled is

 

[Faraday40]

 

[Garjzla]

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a white deer open sleigh, hey!

 

[summerb123]

That's one dysfunctional family!!