What are you the most vain about? And explain why. My #1 vanity is my hair color. Why? I was born a dark brunette but started turning gray at only 12 years old. At 19, my hair was "frosted". I finally caved in at 27 and started coloring my hair dark brunette. By the time I hit my mid thirties, it was all white. Two weeks after a "dye" job, I had a skunk stripe down the center of my head and looked like fresh road kill. It was time to lighten up. I considered blonde for about 2 micro seconds. Every body thinks blondes are dumb and I don't need that kind of help. No offense to blondes, it is just all those terrible jokes. What to do??? Hmmm.... I got it--RED!!!! Actually light auburn. Immediately I noticed that people treated me different. Redheads have a bad temper, right? (I don't, but I learned durned quick) I have always got away with a lot, but as a redhead, the sky opened to the fullest limit. I am much more.....ummm...... can't say that here.......SAUCY!! It is EXPECTED that I will be a Witch, (yeah, I can use that word haha) and I sure don't wanna disapoint. Now after a few weeks, the white hair is hanging out of my head (we NEVER say GRAY--shudders) and I call it slappin' a new coat of paint on the ol' barn. Red is my trademark. It as been 20 years and even my kids don't remember me as a brunette. Old pictures look soooooo weird. I have instructed my daughter that when I sit slumped over in my wheel chair in the nursing home drooling on myself and I don't know my name or hers either for that matter, she is to show up every 6 weeks and slap a new coat of paint on the ol' barn. Further instructions: bury me in my favorite black T-shirt which reads in crooked white letters "MY HAIR IS THIS COLOR BECAUSE I ATE PAINT CHIPS AS A CHILD"