Good morning,
I just got around to reading this.... First of all, with all those guineas running around your house I am suprised they didn't warn you, of course you probably get so used to hearing them that you don't hear them anymore. You needed to have one of the dogs out running around, that would have slowed him down. Maybe you need to leave eeyore out in the evening lol that would scare me away.
I am so glad he was cooperative and just walked away and that you and those pretty babies of yours are all ok. I would bet there was something wrong with him becasue how many people would just want up on someones porch and start opening things??????.
Maybe you will need to put a lock on that screen door leading up on the porch, you can lock it from the inside once you know your done going in and out of there for the day.
On another note, I am glad you had a good day selling too bad this over shadows the good day you had.