Some Alternative State Mottos
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Arizona: But Its A Dry Heat
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Dont Ski, Dont Bother
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys
Dont Own It Yet
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Shaami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Losers, But Leave Your Money)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes Well Okay, Were Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Illinois: Please Dont Pronounce the S
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Louisiana: Were Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But Thats Our Tourism
Campaign
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Maine: Were Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Swedens (For Most Tax
Brackets)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes .10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes and 5000
fish
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies And
Very Little Else
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Ohio: At Least Were Not Michigan
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Oregon: Spotted Owl.. Its Whats For Dinner
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Rhode Island: Were Not REALLY An Island
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didnt Actually Surrender
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Dont Mix?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Washington: Help! Were Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family .Really!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Arizona: But Its A Dry Heat
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
Your Honda
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Colorado: If You Dont Ski, Dont Bother
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys
Dont Own It Yet
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Shaami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Losers, But Leave Your Money)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes Well Okay, Were Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Illinois: Please Dont Pronounce the S
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Louisiana: Were Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But Thats Our Tourism
Campaign
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Maine: Were Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Swedens (For Most Tax
Brackets)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes .10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes and 5000
fish
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies And
Very Little Else
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Ohio: At Least Were Not Michigan
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Oregon: Spotted Owl.. Its Whats For Dinner
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Rhode Island: Were Not REALLY An Island
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didnt Actually Surrender
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Tennessee: The Educashun State
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Vermont: Yep
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Dont Mix?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Washington: Help! Were Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family .Really!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese