Whats your states motto?

[Corey NC]

Some Alternative State Mottos

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

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Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat

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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
Your Honda

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Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s
Don’t Own It Yet

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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Losers, But Leave Your Money)

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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes…Well Okay, We’re Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

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Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism
Campaign

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Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax
Brackets)

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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes….10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes and 5000
fish

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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies And
Very Little Else

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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!

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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney…

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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan

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Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It’s What’s For Dinner

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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

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Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island

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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

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Tennessee: The Educashun State

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Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les (Yes, I Speak English)

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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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Vermont: Yep

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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

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Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family….Really!

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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

 

[bamadominaker]

Alabama: We pipe sunlight for the rest of the world.


South Carolina: Drama Drama Drama

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

That is PA's motto.

 

[chickanana]

If you don't like the weather wait a few minutes.

Kansas: barnie

 

[peeps7]

My b/f loves Ohio and he is always talking about how Ohio doesn't like Michigan, I busted out laughing when I read it.

 

[shannonkNH]

New Hampshire- Best rock farms in the nation!

 

[love-my-wolves]

Quote:
No, no, no, that's not right!! It should be:

Florida: The bug state - mosquitos, fleas, roaches, and lovebugs welcome!

Steph

 

[Colored Egg Farmer]

Pennsylvania: Bring your sunscreen you don't want to become a redneck.


We dont cook with coal... why wait it takes to long.... Eat it raw...

 

[eggzettera]

ooooOOOOOHHHH my gosh!

Too funny! But mine is wrong "we" don't acknowledge "your" Jesus....(the second one is pronounced differently as in "hey zeus")

 

[Tutter]

California ~ Can *You* get sushi at the gas station?