Why is being crazy chicken lady better than being crazy cat lady?

[rebecca10782]

Because chickens are usefull, they give you eggs, keep your weeds down and fertilize your lawn! I still love my kitties just as much but they can be a pain in the butt and all they do is leave hair all over everything

I wish I could teach them to vaccumm.

 

[Mahonri]

I lived with a cat once.

You don't own cats. They OWN you.

 

[English Chick]

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[swampducks]

Because if you ate your cats, they'd put you away permanently?

 

[Wifezilla]

3 cats and 4 ducks. I am doomed.

 

[wingnut1]

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[Rhett&SarahsMom]

3 cats, 3 house rabbits, a dog, a horse and 5 chickens(and hatchery websites are wicked addictive)

We had a crazy bird lady a few doors down, but she has since gotten rid of the loud obnoxious squawking parrots. Now she has a dog and literally a HOUSE FULL of fish tanks. The house GLOWS at night from the tank lights. I kid ya all not. She also dresses in monotone all the time. CRAZY