Worst (but funny) chicken advice you can imagine

[Robin37]

You did it Mace! This is a cool thread! Oh yea and funny. : )

 

[Robin37]

What is this bump on my chicken?

Uhhh. His head?

 

[The Angry Hen]

Sorry, I don't see it. What color is it?

 

[Robin37]

Sorry, I don't see it. What color is it?

What color is what?

 

[FlyWheel]

Woman asks: "Does a hen need a rooster to produce eggs?"

Reply: "Do you?"

 

[The Angry Hen]

What color is what?

The bump.

 

[The Angry Hen]

Woman asks: "Does a hen need a rooster to produce eggs?"

Reply: "Do you?"

Good one!

 

[Flufferes]

My chicken is molting, what do I do?!?
If you get a pillow case you'll be sleeping well, tonight.

 

[The Angry Hen]

Awesome one Flufferes!!

Question: Hello, I have a rooster that just turned a year old. He has handsome feathers by his tail which I think are sickle feathers. I really think he is handsome, but he gets snappy with me and the hens are missing feathers. What should I do? Thank you.

Answer: Well. If he is handsome, keep him. If he is mean, get rid of him. Oh, what's his name? What breed is he? Do you have a picture? Great, I'll take him!

-The Angry Hen

 

[Robin37]

The bump.

It was a joke. At the bottom I put Uhhh his head. Sorry, maybe not funny.