Worst (but funny) chicken advice you can imagine

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  1. Mace Gill

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    Okay ... what is the worst chicken advice you can imagine?

    (keep it light, keep I funny, nothing personal!)

    Possible example:
    Q: Is my chicken a rooster or a hen?
    A: Well ... if it likes to watch war movies or old three stooges films, it's a probably a roo. If it likes scented candles and infinity scarves, it is possibly a hen
     
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  2. The Angry Hen

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    Q: What breed is my rooster?
    A: By the looks of it is has the beak, the comb, the spurs... Looks like a chicken.

    I like this thread!!
    -The Angry Hen
     
  3. Mace Gill

    Mace Gill Chillin' With My Peeps

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    You can't fool me, that's a chicken, alright!
     
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  4. The Angry Hen

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    :lol:
     
  5. Mace Gill

    Mace Gill Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Q: Is it okay to use sand in my coop?
    A: Not if it got there because the high tide brought it in!
     
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  6. The Angry Hen

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    :lol:
     
  7. The Angry Hen

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    Q: How can I tell if my bird is a chicken or a turkey?
    A: The chicken goes "Cock-a-doodle-doo" and the turkey goes "Gobble-gobble."
     
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  8. Mace Gill

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    Q: How many eggs should I expect?
    A: I'd say very, very few ... but from your chickens you could expect a lot!
     
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  9. Mace Gill

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    Oh this thread could get weird.
     
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  10. The Angry Hen

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    :lau Why? :lau
     
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