Worst (but funny) chicken advice you can imagine

[Mace Gill]

Okay ... this is an ACTUAL quote from my ACTUAL accountant from the first year when we got chickens ...

Accountant: Do you have any dependents?
Me: No ... well ... we did just get eight chickens.
Accountant: Bring me their social security numbers and we'll talk!

 

[Mace Gill]

Okay ... this is an ACTUAL quote from my ACTUAL accountant from the first year when we got chickens ...

Accountant: Do you have any dependents?
Me: No ... well ... we did just get eight chickens.
Accountant: Bring me their social security numbers and we'll talk!

If anyone from the IRS is reading along ... I did NOT provide any social security numbers that you know about!

 

[The Angry Hen]

Q: What breed is my rooster? The traits he exhibits are constant attacks, particularly when my back is turned or when my legs are bare, he killed my dog, attacks the hens, and breaks the eggs in the nest, also he passes bad checks and has committed tax fraud on the state level.

A: Ah! That is the common 'nope' rooster first bred in Screwthatistan. I am very familiar with the breed!

 

[Robin37]

See? Now that's funny! Comes with a visual too!

Thank you Mace

 

[Mace Gill]

Q: My hen, does she look Cornish?
A: Truth be told ... she looks kinda chickenish.

 

[FlyWheel]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The possom dared him to.

 

[Mace Gill]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The possom dared him to.

Possum are a bad influence, I tells ya!

 

[Mace Gill]

Q: Rooster needs new home in New Jersey
A: Oh HECK no! I ain't moving to NJ just to adopt some rooster! Not unless he's going to pay the property taxes himself!

 

[Robin37]

I was typing into the Cortana search bar, " Is a hen.. " One of the options that appeared was, " Is a hen and rooster a chicken?" Cortana knows everything. LOL : )

 

[Mace Gill]

I was typing into the Cortana search bar, " Is a hen.. " One of the options that appeared was, " Is a hen and rooster a chicken?" Cortana knows everything. LOL : )

Robin, when you get a sec ... check my signature line on my last post ... I think of it as an 'inside joke' for those of us messed up people that are enjoying this thread!