Worst (but funny) chicken advice you can imagine

[Robin37]

Q: Rooster needs new home in New Jersey
A: Oh HECK no! I ain't moving to NJ just to adopt some rooster! Not unless he's going to pay the property taxes himself!

LOL, that is hilarious.

 

[Saint_ Marwenne_Chickens]

Q: How can I tell if my bird is a chicken or a turkey?
A: The chicken goes "Cock-a-doodle-doo" and the turkey goes "Gobble-gobble."

But one of my cockerels sounds exactly like a turkey when he tries to crow! lol

 

[s k y]

Then you obviously got a turkey

 

[The Angry Hen]

But one of my cockerels sounds exactly like a turkey when he tries to crow! lol

 

[Saint_ Marwenne_Chickens]

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[Saint_ Marwenne_Chickens]

Then you obviously got a turkey

He's a naked neck. So that just makes it funnier!

 

[The Angry Hen]

He's a naked neck. So that just makes it funnier!

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Yup!!

 

[FlyWheel]

Is he stupid? I had some turkeys once, and wondered constantly why the species hasn't yet collectively gotten the Darwin award....