Worst (but funny) chicken advice you can imagine

[Mace Gill]

Okay ... what is the worst chicken advice you can imagine?

(keep it light, keep I funny, nothing personal!)

Possible example:
Q: Is my chicken a rooster or a hen?
A: Well ... if it likes to watch war movies or old three stooges films, it's a probably a roo. If it likes scented candles and infinity scarves, it is possibly a hen

 

[The Angry Hen]

Q: What breed is my rooster?
A: By the looks of it is has the beak, the comb, the spurs... Looks like a chicken.

I like this thread!!
-The Angry Hen

 

[Mace Gill]

Q: What breed is my rooster?
A: By the looks of it is has the beak, the comb, the spurs... Looks like a chicken.

I like this thread!!
-The Angry Hen

You can't fool me, that's a chicken, alright!

 

[The Angry Hen]

 

[Mace Gill]

Q: Is it okay to use sand in my coop?
A: Not if it got there because the high tide brought it in!

 

[The Angry Hen]

 

[The Angry Hen]

Q: How can I tell if my bird is a chicken or a turkey?
A: The chicken goes "Cock-a-doodle-doo" and the turkey goes "Gobble-gobble."

 

[Mace Gill]

Q: How many eggs should I expect?
A: I'd say very, very few ... but from your chickens you could expect a lot!

 

[Mace Gill]

Oh this thread could get weird.

 

[The Angry Hen]

Why?