You Know You're a Northerner When...

[BantyChooks]

Your kids (and you) can explain in detail exactly what snow makes the perfect sledding hill.

 

[Amer]

You notice the SECOND you have more day light !

ain't dat the truth.

 

[Amer]

Your kids (and you) can explain in detail exactly what snow makes the perfect sledding hill.

If you want to go down this certain hill in our town, it has to be a very thin layer of snow that has thawed and refroze to make a smooth layer of ice on top, but not broken into shards so that it pops the tube or injures you while giving the minimum amount of friction, which gives the maximum amount of gravitational potential energy, which gives you..... the most speed and distance anyhow, you know your a Northerner if you used an inflatable mattress as a sled. Who here has done that?

 

[tigger19687]

Or a cafeteria food tray

I don't like sledding anymore with all the accidents and deaths

 

[DwayneNLiz]

or a kayak/canoe

 

[BantyChooks]

Or an ironing board and a wash basket. That one ended with a concussion.

 

[Blooie]

Wanna hear a Blooie story about blizzards and alcohol-fueled shoving? Yuck yuck!

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Wanna hear a Blooie story about blizzards and alcohol-fueled shoving? Yuck yuck!

umm, i dont think so

though blooie stories tend to be funny, but somehow i think this will end badly

 

[Blooie]

Not this one....what are ya, skeered?

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Not this one....what are ya, skeered?

never, i just dont want to have to clean up your mess

lol