You might be a “Southie” if...

[1muttsfan]

Not too bad. Although I don't know anybody that doesn't have a can of WD-40 somewhere around their property. And I think tomato sandwiches are universal.

I'm surprised there isn't anything in there about that nauseatingly, toothache producing sweet tea.

 

[duluthralphie]

Found this on FB:

I could be a Blueneck on several of these items
Bluenecks: Northerners
(opposite of Rednecks)
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUENECK IF...

- Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
- You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
- You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY SPICY.
- You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road.
- You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
- You don't know what a moon pie is.
- You've never had an RC Cola.
- You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.
- You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
- You have no idea what a polecat is.
- You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
- You don't have bangs.
- You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
- You've never eaten, and don't know how to make, a tomato sandwich.
- You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
- You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
- You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
- You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
- You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie)
- None of your fur coats are homemade.

To help the Southie understand us I will make the needed changes.

Heinz ketchup.

It is not merely a spice. It is a necessity like salt and pepper. Also anything but Heinz is a cheap imitation.

Barbecue is a verb.

Moon pies are gross.


I thought RC cola went defunct around 1968


Football coaches should be paid no more than the head janitor.

Tomatoes should never be the main item in a sandwich. @1muttsfan is a closet Southie!!!

All the people I know have feed store caps.

WD40 is the ketchup of the shop. It goes on everything.

 

[rocking chickens]

So I love Okra but also love ice fishing. I think 55 degrees is hot but 99% of my family is from Texas.

I have identity issues please help?

 

[duluthralphie]

So I love Okra but also love ice fishing. I think 55 degrees is hot but 99% of my family is from Texas.

I have identity issues please help?

Refer to the map, it appears you might be a higher functioning Southie based on the Ice Fishing.

 

[Kgbao]

Not too bad. Although I don't know anybody that doesn't have a can of WD-40 somewhere around their property. And I think tomato sandwiches are universal.

I'm surprised there isn't anything in there about that nauseatingly, toothache producing sweet tea.

Yep they left the sweet tea out.

 

[cleoandtheflock]

this scared me very very badly

 

[Kgbao]

this scared me very very badly

I’m now going to have nightmares for a week.

 

[SueT]

My inlaws put salt on watermelon. That's a Southie thing, right, or no?

 

[Kgbao]

My inlaws put salt on watermelon. That's a Southie thing, right, or no?

I dunno my mom did it and she was a yankee lol

 

[Kgbao]

My inlaws put salt on watermelon. That's a Southie thing, right, or no?

Did a quick google search and yep looks like it’s a southern thing guess mom really did convert.