You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

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I understand! My 2 dearest hens have had rooster-fight-style jealousy tiffs over sharing my attention!
 
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if you read all 51 pages of this post from beginning to end in one sitting all the while nodding and saying "I relate, I relate" like I'm in some support program for obsessed chicken owners... I'm going to bed now... gah!
 
If you're sitting around with your arm bleeding where your 5 month old pet rooster just grabbed it while he was treading on your other arm, and you go, "Wow! He's finally growing up!" ....Bandaid, please!
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Your B-Day is a week away & your spouse asks what gift you would like for your chickens. (On Valentines I got a dozen roses & wooden posts for the new run)
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It's my girlfriend's ring tone! hahahaha! ...if you go out during a tornado to make sure your chickens and goats are ok!
 
If the last thing you say to your husband before leaviing to work is "the chicken's in my dresser, don't forget about her"
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