You might be a redneck if ...

[michickenwrangler]

A thought of a few that may not have occured to Jeff Foxworthy

--if one end of your clothes line is tied to your chicken run
--if the other end is tied to your truck bumper
--if you've ever come back from a test drive with the vehicle covered in mud

Let's hear some of yours

 

[debilorrah]

Well here we have a bunch of running jokes about living in the high desert.

You may be a high desert dweller if you have to drive to your mailbox.

You may be a high desert dweller if you front gate doubles as a wind block.

You may be a high desert dweller if your front yard foliage consists of mustard, tumbleweeds and Joshua trees.

Etc.....

 

[MandyH]

You might be a redneck is you have an old toilet bowl for a nesting box. You want me to get a pic LOL

 

[debilorrah]

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Yes please

 

[MandyH]

You just wait. There is an old toilet on this place somewhere and the last time I couldn't find a turkey hen, she was sittin on eggs in the toilet!!!!!!!! She hatched them out too buddy.

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]

Quote:
Yes please

DOUBLE YES!!

 

[WalkingWolf]

You might be a redneck if a hot date with some chicks involves a milk crate and a bag of scratch.

 

[Southernbelle]

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I am SOOOOO going to do this! Great idea!

 

[Southernbelle]

....if you caught yourself wearing your coop shoes to church...

and then pretended you didn't know what that smell was

 

[georgialee]

...you live in the middle of a subdivision and have 20-some chickens on .3 of an acre.

...the contents of your garage are in the driveway so that you can build a chicken coop in said garage.