Our youngest son is away at church camp so DH and I thought it would be a great time for a date night. I got ready then remembered the chickens were out and it would most likely be dark when we returned. Not to mention it was about to rain. I hurried out to the backyard in my capris and sandals and scurried the girls into their home. One just would not come willingly, so I had to lean down to get her from under our utility trailer. All safe and sound in the coop and off we went. Delicious food @ the Outback. Great service and good conversation...right. Well, I get in the car and cross my legs and feel something crusty on my ankle. I look down and there is a big blob of chicken poo on my ankle. Had to chuckle! You might be a readneck if...