You might be a red neck if...
Your idea of a lapdog is a large breed dog.
You own more camping gear than dishes.
Said camping gear is older than 30 years.
Your idea of an exotic pet is a common breed of chicken no one you know has heard of.
Said chicken perches like a hawk when you just HAVE to show it off to people.
You don't know anyone that doesn't own a gun.
Your idea of a shooting range is a round hay bale in the back yard.
Your favorite camping spot is on a creek no one but people your area can pronounce.
No one bats an eye when you can't pronounce a word because your southern accent gets in the way.
Your house is falling apart, but you're too busy planning the new coop to worry about it.
That's all I've got for now.
Your idea of a lapdog is a large breed dog.
You own more camping gear than dishes.
Said camping gear is older than 30 years.
Your idea of an exotic pet is a common breed of chicken no one you know has heard of.
Said chicken perches like a hawk when you just HAVE to show it off to people.
You don't know anyone that doesn't own a gun.
Your idea of a shooting range is a round hay bale in the back yard.
Your favorite camping spot is on a creek no one but people your area can pronounce.
No one bats an eye when you can't pronounce a word because your southern accent gets in the way.
Your house is falling apart, but you're too busy planning the new coop to worry about it.
That's all I've got for now.