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Samus you can not roost on my head! Samus get off the dinner table! No do not set a spot at the table for Samus,said to my 5 year old son. Samus is a NN who is inside because the flock tried skinning her neck. She refuses to stay in the pet taxi and insists on joining us for dinner. She also...

The other night I was sitting out in the human doorway of the coop and my white crested blue polish jumped on top of my head and started rubbing her head against my hair and proceeded to get caught in my hair. I asked my husband what was going on and he told me oh Dottie May just got her hair...

Gene I don't care if you are the size of a deflated football I won't be shy to boot you in your vent if you attempt to flog me again.

Said by my oldest to me Mom, I think Ninja is a cockerel Why? Well I went to check for pasty butt and that bloody little bugger flogged me and pecked me What did you do back? I pushed him back like 3 times,and he wouldn't stop. If he wasn't the only rooster I would cull him. No...

I find myself saying that multiple times per day. They are poop machines!

We arrived home with the truck loaded down with groceries,DH honks the horn to get our older kids' attention,next thing you see are 40 chickens making a mad dash towards the coop! I am laughing and my husband says I wish I knew that was all it took to round them up I would have done it...

Thaddeus my head is not for roosting on now get off there,said to my frizzle bantam cochin who insisted on trying to sleep on my head. Destiny I don't care if Bandit gave you the stink eye that is no reason to beat up on a 7 week old silkie you meanie! Mean Gene I don't care how mad you are...

Me to our 3 day old chicks we hatched oooh thats a good butt! I was checking for pasty butt haha!

My husband to our bantam frizzled cochin who just started crowing last week so it still sounds pathetic "Thadius hush your beak it is still sleepy time" haha

Franny Faye did you just poop on me? Peck on my ear I guess that was her way of saying yes! Me to my Andalusian Blue Daffodil.while trying to get a hair tie from her put it down it isn't a worm,catch that chicken she has my hair tie. Princess Peach get your fluffy butt back in that coop...

I always tell my husband if someone messes with the chickens, we have a few acres or we can take them up the road to the pig farm!

I was scolding my flock after my NN was attacked by one of them I told them "Since I don't know who attacked Concorde I am punishing you all,No treats today for any of you!" I went out to check the water levels and they all came running to me thinking I had a treat for them all of them begging...

I just told my blue frizzle roo Thad if he didn't quit bullying the other toddlers that I was going to use him to clean the gun. He just looked at me and cheeped. Told my 10 yr old DD you might want to put your boots or tennis shoes on because your toe nails are painted and they will try to...

You sound like me only with the toddlers shooing them back into their room multiple times a day. I say "IN IN IN" and my OEGB's turn around look at me and run the opposite way,so I holler for the kids to come shoo them back this way.

Oh I laughed at this!! My 5 yr old son informed the cashier at the grocery store that he has a chicken named Horny Henry and that he chicken stacks Drumstick. I came up with a quick coverup and told the lady he means Ornery Henry talk about turning red! I refer to my chickens as the...

Yeah my kids have learned to ask what is theirs and what is for the chickens.

to my Silver Duck winged Phoenix this morning Flog me again and this boot is going up your vent. Kids to me Mom the toddlers are out and they are all over the house Me to kids Well who left their screen off? Round them up and put them back in and just so you all know I AM NOT cleaning...

My husband went to buy 3 chicks came home with 4 chicks and a rooster,that is slightly aggressive. I asked him about why he brought the rooster home,his response was they were going to eat him and he is too pretty to eat. The rooster is a Bantam Silver Phoenix. My husband also said "Honey, it's...

My neighbor griping because I left a patch of weeds in my yard, he was telling me he would mow them down if I didn't. I told him touch those weeds and I will sick Nugget on you, he loves that weed patch,he finds the best grasshoppers there! Nugget is a Cornish Rock X that my 5 year old had to...

My 16 year old begged to be the one to ask,we tried getting our 12 yr old son to ask but he turned too red.