You may be driving past Crazytown, but you have not officially taken the freeway off ramp to Downtown Bonkers until you go over the "20 Maximum Chickens" limit you have set for yourself and you live in Clairemont. With neighbors. If you live in Ramona, they just call that "a startup."
I will show this to my husband as proof of my moderation and self-control. Probably the first time in my life I've ever been able to argue I have either of those two qualities.
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