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I skimmed. Am I the only one who thinks that over cleansing the face causes more pimples? I don't use anything to clean my face other than water. I follow up with a vinegar toner, and that's it. Course, I don't wear makeup so I don't have to scrub any shit off at the end of the day. I do...

I side with you. I have absolutely had too much garlic, and paid for it.

Ah, shit. I shoulda known your hot ass eats garbage pail food.

I guess I'll poison the world of dicks with trash burgers. I won't even feel bad. I love burgers, especially smashed burgers. I'll make my own.

Hey. He shouldn't have been a prick to the overworked college student making his food. Guess the engagement is off? That's cool. I'll return the cake to the dumpster I picked it up from.

Pooping jacks!

I've worked at lots of restaurants, and I only messed with one dude's food. Ordered some gross sausage burger (I took the order), and I brought it to him. Lunch rush time. Claimed he said no tomato. He didn't. I told him maybe he could just take the tomato off, but he demanded i make him a new...

Ew. That feels like a school assignment.

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Holy mother effing shit! This is amazing!! You guys rock, and made my whole week. 💞💞💞

I can't believe you've never seen a coyote.

Yes.

Over. Under pisses me off.

I seriously can't wait

It's because Dwight Yoakam is the actual shiznit. he doing it anyways?

I'm suddenly starving.

How about I peel your eyelashes slowly off, and tell you all about it?

I'm going to cry from joy. It's gotta be one of my very favorite songs ever.

Dwight Yoakam! Pretty please. Things Change or Fast as You.

You know it, babe. C'mon. I know you'll forgive my many future indiscretions.