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JEEZ ! I've gotta get some "possum-fat" and "grease-up" the bearings in this wheelchair. It's getting really NOISY !!! WHERE is my danged Oatmeal? THE Curmudgeon

OH...." Hi ...Crockett ! Ya want a dog-biscuit? O.K." "Did you eat my Oatmeal....?" THE (Royal) Curmudgeon

............hello.........hello?........HELLO !!!......( oooo...that's loud.) (hello....?) WHY am I sitting here 1/2 asleep in my wheelchair? Did I take a nap? Who turned-on my computer? WHERE is my Guard-Dog "Crockett" ? what time is it? Did I feed-the-chickens ? Is there any...

-Lady, Can we attend to those "other matters" together ? I'm VERY GOOD at MANY "things"....... ah....forget it !!! ( I was just having one of those "Old-Man FLASHBACKS"...) Question: HOW does one "Delete-a Message" on this Forum ? Is my Oatmeal and Wine ready yet....? ( I think...

Quote: "Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps." - William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing, 3.1 Unquote. ??? !!! THE Curmudgeon WHO is Pete ?

Quote: And please, for the love of Pete, take showers. WHO is "Pete" ? ( More Trouble, undoubtedly ! ) Magician.... What can be done? THE Curmudgeon

Well then....WHAT am I going to do with all the "smoked" Denizens of the DEEP ? Should I TRY to "foist-them-off" as "Organically-Grown Delicacies" ??? ( I have some BLANK labels..........) or PERHAPS ......Throw a "Neighborhood Party"....??? ( maybe I could get rid of the Neighbors and...

Anyone want a "smoked" Black Swallower sandwich ? I'll serve it on a "French Roll" with a side-dish of homemade Pizza Sauce and/or homegrown pickles and tomato. ??? THE (Royal) Curmudgeon

WHAT am I going to do with all these "smoked" moat-critters NOW ? THE (Royal) Curmudgeon

Umm..........maybe he's illiterate ? ( the "Application" does require more than just "checkmarks". ) THE (Royal) Curmudgeon

Picture of "My Chauffeur" with his vehicle and trailer: What is the EXACT time & place of the "Pizza-Party" ? THE (Royal) Curmudgeon

I won't be riding in the van...... I'll just call "MY Chauffeur"........at "SAFE RIDES with Tipsy-Tow". ( He's got a trailer where I can put all the "smoked" Moat-Critters and pack them in ICE for the trip.) Sourland is gonna need to bring a "portable" PIZZA OVEN. Will THAT "fit" in the...

Duz my gut frenn "Ole Jon Dannells" git ta come-uh-long too? Or shood I leaf himself home for Crockett to GUARD ? juss aksing aa qvestion.... THEE ( Roiled ) Curmudgeon

Better CHANGE THAT.......or the Kingdom will descend into Hades when the Princess becomes a teenager !!! THE (Royal) Curmudgeon (who raised 4 children.....3 females............uggh ! )

It's EASILY EXPLAINED by Quantum Physics.... and...although it seems to occur "at-the-same-time"......there are nano-seconds of difference due to Space-Time Warp......SIMPLY explained.....in Einstein's Theory of Relativity. So...you TRULY DO EXIST as 2 separate beings....albeit nano-seconds...

My crazy brother-in-law once out-ran an Arizona State Police car ..... in MY "home-built" VW dunebuggy !!! He and another fella had been stealing honey from a farmer's bee-hives...... and the Farmer shot at them with "rock-salt" loaded in his shotgun .....then he called the State Police...