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I'm finally convinced that feedin' them dope is givin' them brain damage. Here's a pic of my broody MALE white bob sittin' on "his" nest. This little quail-tard goes against every "bobwhite rule" there is. He is the calmest, frendliest quail that I own. He lives with one bobwhite hen in my duck...

Quote: Bill, since it is neither "Jumbo", nor "Big Brown", I suggest you do not sell it's eggs.

Quote: needed to be framed... TD, I assure you that I have been keeping stellar records of my experiments. I promise some updated excerpts from my journal in the future.

Quote: maybe, somewhere they share a gene with those MilleB white birds??? Could be TD. My Cambodian Boneless birds have been kickin' it lately to Alice In Chains, and burnin' the Purple Kush and the Cali-Med.

Great idea TD. This program would be a swift kick in the 'nads to the shameless, self-promotin, mass producin', quail-oil salesmen. Might even promote world peace. Maybe we can carpet-bomb the middle east with quail................along with junk refridgerators, cinder blocks, used diapers, and...

Bill, the eagle has landed. "BigBrown" Boneless Cambodian Whitemeat project underway. Target date in T minus 12 days. No birds or eggs will be sold. That is all.

Quote: Hey Millie, If you do this cross, you could very well end up with a giant bird that has a white meat breast and floats... This would end the mobility issues that have hampered feeding in the past with this breed. Float this bad boy on fresh water, and you could get a white meat...

Quote: I'm envious, and apparently there are better quality dumpsters down south. I also notice that in the picture, brother Hilly looks like he has seen his first Moby Quail. He will either now turn to stone, or join in on the quest to build giant quail of his own.

New residents of "Mille's Bird Emporium and Part Time Death Camp". These semi-aquatic giant white meat quail arrived yesterday after I pulled off a shrewd trade with a multiple heart attack victim senior citizen. I will be crossin' them into my Cambodian Boneless birds in an attempt to produce...

Quote: Whew!! Glad to see cannabis is excluded from that list. One of my all-time faves. If this tune don't make ya feel somethin', you don't have a pulse.

Quote: Now this right here is piss-yer-pants funny. Thanks JJ, for bringin' to light my aversion to the white birds. Even my guineas are white. I never really thought about it. Perhaps I should see a shrink? Nah.............I'll just self-medicate.

Random randomness taken out at the farm today.

This one's for JJ...................

Just to keep things on topic, my quail told me that the reason that today's new music is pure schitt is 'cause all the good music has already been made, and they're ain't no more. So much wisdom from such lowly birds. Last one, I promise............ Never forget!...............

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Quote: NOW THATS SWEET... WHAT ENGINE? JJ it's an original 340 four speed car. It's also an original lime car with a factory wing spoiler on the trunk, and it still has the original engine and tranny. I've had it for years, I just don't drive it much anymore. I spend more time slingin' mud...

Simple man is the best Skynyrd song EVA!!! To this very day, I still crank it up loud when I'm cruisin' the countryside in my "time machine", a 1970 Limelight green Plymouth Cuda.

Now, I have a question for you all.....How in the world do you keep them in there!!! All you guys that keep quail in these type of pens. I mean like when you put your hands in there, aren't they going bonkers, flipping out, hitting the ceiling and trying to scoot out the doors?? See I have...

Quote: The door frames are hung by "sandwichin'" the wire between 2 piece frames, then the doors are hinged to the frames. It's pretty easy to do if you use an air stapler to secure the wire to the inner frame, then screw the outer frame to the inner frame with the wire in between. If you...

Quote: Yup Bill, the cots are livin' there for the moment. Originally I had planned to grow them out a little and do the ol' "smack n' fry", but these little dudes are growin' on me. I'm used to my bobs bouncin' off the wire from just peekin' at 'em. These guys could care less. I can leave the...