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Jessica gazed up at him curiously, her fur ruffled in the 8 knot wind and she queried, "What is it, Fiad?"
The wind was now 9 knots and the rain turned to snow. He looked down at Jessica with a spark plug in his eyes. "Im of royal blood." He fashionably ripped the flannel off to let it fly off in the 10 knot wind towards the homeless man who gladly accepted it with much thankfulness. This exposed a neon black tuxedo with a lion print bowtie. "I just spent my life savings on an island off the coast of Denmark. I call it- North United Republic of Cranberristan."
 
The wind was now 9 knots and the rain turned to snow. He looked down at Jessica with a spark plug in his eyes. "Im of royal blood." He fashionably ripped the flannel off to let it fly off in the 10 knot wind towards the homeless man who gladly accepted it with much thankfulness. This exposed a neon black tuxedo with a lion print bowtie. "I just spent my life savings on an island off the coast of Denmark. I call it- North United Republic of Cranberristan."
Neon black and lion print XD

Jessica gasped, "That's wonderful!" she exclaimed, also admiring his epic fashion choices.
 
Neon black and lion print XD

Jessica gasped, "That's wonderful!" she exclaimed, also admiring his epic fashion choices.
*dab*
Fiad regurgitated a neon green baseball cap and put it on his head. "I'm glad you think it's wonderful, my fellow ruler." He stated kindly, bowing down to her as the wind shifted to 10 knots.
Cheese Grits comes back from the dead with his rocketship pajamas.
Frosty ate Cheese Grits' pajamas. "Don't ruin their moment!" He whispered.
ROCKETSHIP PAJAMAS IM DEAD XDXDXD

Fiad jumped off the SUV and majestically looked at the two wolves as the wind shifted to 11 knots. He took his hat off and pointed it to them. "a deposit of small white ice crystals formed on the ground or other surfaces when the temperature falls below freezing, and my buddy ol pal, a food made from corn (maize) that is ground into a coarse meal and then boiled- similar to an oatmeal like corn soup...often served with other flavorings as a breakfast dish, usually savory. In this case its cheesy." He began, yet the same signature spark plug in his eyes, which complimented, if not was the sprinkle of seasonings that flavored his charming composure and attitude. "I want you two to be the first mayors of my first two counties."
He strutted up to a deposit of small white ice crystals formed on the ground or other surfaces when the temperature falls below freezing first. "You. You are going to run my first county, which goes by the name of Tofu"
Then he went up to Cheese grits, but not before yeeting a badge at Frosty. "And you. You will lead the second county. That one's called Fools Gold 3.0, or Pyrite for short."
He yeeted a badge at him too
 
*dab*
Fiad regurgitated a neon green baseball cap and put it on his head. "I'm glad you think it's wonderful, my fellow ruler." He stated kindly, bowing down to her as the wind shifted to 10 knots.


ROCKETSHIP PAJAMAS IM DEAD XDXDXD

Fiad jumped off the SUV and majestically looked at the two wolves as the wind shifted to 11 knots. He took his hat off and pointed it to them. "a deposit of small white ice crystals formed on the ground or other surfaces when the temperature falls below freezing, and my buddy ol pal, a food made from corn (maize) that is ground into a coarse meal and then boiled- similar to an oatmeal like corn soup...often served with other flavorings as a breakfast dish, usually savory. In this case its cheesy." He began, yet the same signature spark plug in his eyes, which complimented, if not was the sprinkle of seasonings that flavored his charming composure and attitude. "I want you two to be the first mayors of my first two counties."
He strutted up to a deposit of small white ice crystals formed on the ground or other surfaces when the temperature falls below freezing first. "You. You are going to run my first county, which goes by the name of Tofu"
Then he went up to Cheese grits, but not before yeeting a badge at Frosty. "And you. You will lead the second county. That one's called Fools Gold 3.0, or Pyrite for short."
He yeeted a badge at him too
"Yes! I get Pyrite!" Cheese Grits exclaimed as he accepted his badge. He was pretty disappointed about the pajamas though, those were his favorite.
 
*dab*
Fiad regurgitated a neon green baseball cap and put it on his head. "I'm glad you think it's wonderful, my fellow ruler." He stated kindly, bowing down to her as the wind shifted to 10 knots.


ROCKETSHIP PAJAMAS IM DEAD XDXDXD

Fiad jumped off the SUV and majestically looked at the two wolves as the wind shifted to 11 knots. He took his hat off and pointed it to them. "a deposit of small white ice crystals formed on the ground or other surfaces when the temperature falls below freezing, and my buddy ol pal, a food made from corn (maize) that is ground into a coarse meal and then boiled- similar to an oatmeal like corn soup...often served with other flavorings as a breakfast dish, usually savory. In this case its cheesy." He began, yet the same signature spark plug in his eyes, which complimented, if not was the sprinkle of seasonings that flavored his charming composure and attitude. "I want you two to be the first mayors of my first two counties."
He strutted up to a deposit of small white ice crystals formed on the ground or other surfaces when the temperature falls below freezing first. "You. You are going to run my first county, which goes by the name of Tofu"
Then he went up to Cheese grits, but not before yeeting a badge at Frosty. "And you. You will lead the second county. That one's called Fools Gold 3.0, or Pyrite for short."
He yeeted a badge at him too
Jessica decided she'd go buy a tiara later.
 

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