*slowly raises hand* I do. Sort of. The trick is to have no hobbies or leisure time.
I thought the only way to become a Super Nerd was to be bitten by a radioactive nerd?![]()
Nahh, I think you’re thinking of Spider-Man!

I have radioactive nerds all over my house. Little pests. Always talking about boring stuff like rubidium isotopes and how doorknobs are constructed.
What!?
Shhh! Radioactive nerds are more common than you'd think...![]()
What’s a radioactive nerd!?

