Nice birds!!! @sfgwife
I had to do my September AI/MG/Ms testing yesterday... I know September is over...I was thinking it was October testing...DUH... The USDA vet reminded me I had screwed up last week.....
I have a new USDA vet young gal about 25ish.. Lives about 2 miles from me, so I have to be good now....
We did the turkeys first. One of the TOMS busted my jaw. Well, not busted as in broken bone. But busted as hit me like a sledge hammer with his wing. I have a bruise, an abrasion a scar and a huge bite inside my mouth... Said turkey is going to be going into the Segregation Cell with the Rude Bullying Tom, and fed tons of corn for 6 weeks. Then go to a friends for dinner.....
When we entered the cull pen (chickens) there was a dead cockerel on the ground. I went over and picked it up and looked at it. She saw the rear end had the feathers pulled out and the butt flesh was bloody and eaten. She ask " What killed it"
I said" I was not sure but I would open it up before cremating it"
She then asked " Didn't a predator kill it"..
I said " nope, it died of something else,"
She then asked " well, what ate it".
I said "the other chickens"
She asked " they eat their own dead?"
I said "yep"
She said " I did not know that"
I then told her, "Yep they are little raptor like dinosaurs and will swarm the dead in seconds"
She asked " really"
I said " Yep, which is why if you fall down around chickens you have to get up right away or they will swarm you and start eating"
Her face went white at this.. and her eyes were huge...
I had to tell her it was a joke, but it was priceless........
That made my day! So funny! I bet she tells other people now just to get even. lol




