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Another Dose of Bannage

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Ducks and Banny hens, Mar 24, 2012.

  1. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    'Real men don't need Toilet seats.'

    'I never have heartattacks. Never will. Whenever my left arm goes num, the primary heartattack symptom is sharp pains in the left arm. Whenever I have sharp pains in my left arm, the primary symptom is the left arm going numb.'

    'Nurse? I accidentally swallowed a DNR waver! I need a plunger!'

    (true story)
    Me - Anything to add? Make fun of me? Argue with me without point?
    Her - Nothing to add, except that I've reported you for making very provocative posts on this thread.
    Me - You're gonna report me for something you did?
     
  2. AlanaBeth

    AlanaBeth Out Of The Brooder

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    Someone did that??
     
  3. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Yes, Lidy, someone did that to me. I didn't get any trouble though, becasue I was in the right. That was from the Bessemerian War.
     
  4. TechnoCat

    TechnoCat Overrun With Chickens

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    Oh LOL I remember that!
    Maybe I do stalk you... hmmm [​IMG] But I'm not annoying, right?
     
  5. tadpole98

    tadpole98 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    YOUR LIDY?!?!?!?!?!??
     
  6. TechnoCat

    TechnoCat Overrun With Chickens

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    No, that's not Lidy. That's Lidy's FRIEND on BYH.
     
  7. AlanaBeth

    AlanaBeth Out Of The Brooder

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    at least someone believes me, no one else seems too [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Mar 24, 2012
  8. tadpole98

    tadpole98 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Its just that every time she logs off, all of a sudden your logged on..[​IMG]
     
  9. AlanaBeth

    AlanaBeth Out Of The Brooder

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    LOL, we are on the same computer [​IMG]
     
  10. lidy banny woo

    lidy banny woo Out Of The Brooder

    And it would be just like Lidy to... Well, I'll let you read Banny's list of suspiciousness'...
    - You two are not on at the same time, and that was a pretty thin story about using the same computer when you two were supposedly friend on BYH....
    - You became a member immediately after Lidy found out about the COBI
    - Lidy has threatened several times to make a new account to infiltrate my societies, like the COB
     

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