'Real men don't need Toilet seats.' 'I never have heartattacks. Never will. Whenever my left arm goes num, the primary heartattack symptom is sharp pains in the left arm. Whenever I have sharp pains in my left arm, the primary symptom is the left arm going numb.' 'Nurse? I accidentally swallowed a DNR waver! I need a plunger!' (true story) Me - Anything to add? Make fun of me? Argue with me without point? Her - Nothing to add, except that I've reported you for making very provocative posts on this thread. Me - You're gonna report me for something you did?