Keep the dog and chickens, think about out sourcing your Husbands daughter/son?
Have you asked WHY? You have to accept an answer unconditionally (that trust thing). Years from now you can get your revenge when he/she has just introduced new special friend, to you can tell the story. .......... Each new boyf/girl friend............. The kid (young adult). will fear the tail of the egg dinner.
OH! Don't forget the grand kids.............. They will love the tall.
I know..... I'm evil
Ha ha! He's only two and all he says is "ish!"
for everything. My 3 year old daughter says she showed him how to get the eggs and doesn't know why. What can you do? As for the dog, I really do want to give him away. Every time I see him lift his leg on one of the kids' trikes, I know I need to get rid of him. I need to simplify my life as much as possible. Blah.