Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[Bakbuk]

Uhuh

Why do you say that?

 

[CatLoverLu]

Why do you say that?

I didn't say you poor

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

Poor nothin’!!

I think the green is u throwing back up ur rotten baby food

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

I didn't say you poor

No I think she said u potato

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Guess what I had to eat for dinner last night

 

[Lovely Lettie]

Guess what I had to eat for dinner last night

Peas?

 

[Everose]

Guess what I had to eat for dinner last night

Aubergine

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Peas?

No, Lettuce, I didn’t

Aubergine

Da heck? Where did that come from?

 

[Everose]

No, Lettuce, I didn’t

Da heck? Where did that come from?

My dark and twisted mind

 

[ShrekDawg]

Asparagus is