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Cluckawalla Valley has moved! TAKE THE QUIZ, PG 23!
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You know what us Country folk say to that?
Them thar is a city boy. Don't he know you gotta let the ground dry out first?
Even the donkeys are looking at him like he's lost his marbles.
Around here you gotta let it dry out for a week before attempting to drive on it.
So I gotta know, did he get it out or is it still in the pasture. If it's still there, I wonder if donkeys can jump? If so, he may have a new hood ornament.
ETA: We don't even take our tractor out in the dirt for a week after a big storm goes through. You just sink in the clay.
You know what us Country folk say to that?
Them thar is a city boy. Don't he know you gotta let the ground dry out first?
So I gotta know, did he get it out or is it still in the pasture. If it's still there, I wonder if donkeys can jump? If so, he may have a new hood ornament.
ETA: We don't even take our tractor out in the dirt for a week after a big storm goes through. You just sink in the clay.
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Well, you know, Mary, a Hummer really was made for desert travel.
Question:
How many jackasses does it take to get a Hummer out of the mud?
Answer:
Two more than it took to get it in there!
That is funny because my son did the same thing and he is not a city boy.hahahaaaaaaa.....
How many jackasses does it take to get a Hummer out of the mud?
Answer:
Two more than it took to get it in there!
That is funny because my son did the same thing and he is not a city boy.hahahaaaaaaa.....
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I am happy to report that shortly after the picture of the three jackasses was taken, jackass #1 drove the Hummer out of the pasture!
Notable was the fact that the temperature was below frezzing. He was wearing a snow coat, boots and bermuda shorts.
Notable was the fact that the temperature was below frezzing. He was wearing a snow coat, boots and bermuda shorts.
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After the Hummer rescue we enjoyed a quiet Thanksgiving dinner just for the two of us in our new home. I think we'll be eating leftovers for a while!
Glad he got it out of the mud.
Your Thanksgiving table looks beautiful. My chickens are enjoying some scraps this morning. They would have had more, but my mother threw some of the scraps in the trash. I told her we don't throw food away here, it goes to the chickens!
Your Thanksgiving table looks beautiful. My chickens are enjoying some scraps this morning. They would have had more, but my mother threw some of the scraps in the trash. I told her we don't throw food away here, it goes to the chickens!
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Winter is duking it out with Fall at my house this morning. I think winter will win, but it is pretty to watch. I am wrapped in a blanket with a fire in the wood-stove watching my Icelandic juveniles fight in the baby coop. I am on my second cup of Wolfgang Puck's Breakfast Blend coffee trying to decide whether or not to make sticky buns. Ah, country life.
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