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This is the story of the easter chicken society, a group of dedicated hens devoted to taking down their mortal enemy the EASTER BUNNY!
Let's listen in one of their secret meetings.
Order order, "mealworms please" "I will have some grubs" "grapes please" NOT that type of order, although some corn sounds great, never mind about that. I call this meeting to order, as you know that time of year is upon us again, where we do all the work and the "easter bunny" gets all the credit. NO MORE, I say. This is the year we take easter buck I mean back. Who is with me.
"Quack quack quack" I mean buck buck buck. Who is that, you in the back who are you. Everyone turned around and there plain as day was a duck. The chickens quickly converged on the duck and yelled spy, we have a spy in our midst.
The duck quickly bolted for the exit. He was blocked by the only obstacle that can stop a duck, a trench full of water.
The duck cried I give up, I was hired by the cat to find out if you hens were plotting against him. The hens continued to scream spy, one suggested making him walk the plank. But the voice of reason came over and said "for clucks sake we are not turkey's show some restraint." They then put the plank across and told the duck he was free to go.
The End.
Hey what about the easter bunny? Ooooo I hope he brings me some mealworms, I I'm hoping for some grubs, some grapes would be great, and I could really go for some corn. Yeah he's great, gotta remember to drop some eggs off for him to pass around. Meeting adjourned.
Let's listen in one of their secret meetings.
Order order, "mealworms please" "I will have some grubs" "grapes please" NOT that type of order, although some corn sounds great, never mind about that. I call this meeting to order, as you know that time of year is upon us again, where we do all the work and the "easter bunny" gets all the credit. NO MORE, I say. This is the year we take easter buck I mean back. Who is with me.
"Quack quack quack" I mean buck buck buck. Who is that, you in the back who are you. Everyone turned around and there plain as day was a duck. The chickens quickly converged on the duck and yelled spy, we have a spy in our midst.
The duck quickly bolted for the exit. He was blocked by the only obstacle that can stop a duck, a trench full of water.
The duck cried I give up, I was hired by the cat to find out if you hens were plotting against him. The hens continued to scream spy, one suggested making him walk the plank. But the voice of reason came over and said "for clucks sake we are not turkey's show some restraint." They then put the plank across and told the duck he was free to go.
The End.
Hey what about the easter bunny? Ooooo I hope he brings me some mealworms, I I'm hoping for some grubs, some grapes would be great, and I could really go for some corn. Yeah he's great, gotta remember to drop some eggs off for him to pass around. Meeting adjourned.