Dad Jokes😂

[pennyJo1960]

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I'm too Mature for those kind of jokes.

I thought it was awesome.

 

[Iluveggers]

How do you know when someone is nacho friend?

They get jalapeño face.

 

[Iluveggers]

What did the Parmesan ask his professor?

Will this be grated?

 

[Iluveggers]

Why was the cheddar kicked out of orchestra?

It was always too sharp.

 

[pennyJo1960]

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.

 

[KingD]

I'm too Mature for those kind of jokes.

I thought it was awesome.

 

[pennyJo1960]

I lost 3 birds to the neighbors dog, One bird was in the yard hunkered down .. I found her brought her in the coop first I set her on a table she wobbled almost off it. Picked her up again, set her on the floor .. She knows me so did not fright or scare from me.
I will kill the damn owner if I could.

 

[Brooks_]

I lost 3 birds to the neighbors dog, One bird was in the yard hunkered down .. I found her brought her in the coop first I set her on a table she wobbled almost off it. Picked her up again, set her on the floor .. She knows me so did not fright or scare from me.
I will kill the damn owner if I could.

Wrong thread?

 

[pennyJo1960]

Sorry mad as he double toothpicks they let the dogs run.