Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

A shark could probably swim faster than me.
But I could probably run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who was the better cyclist.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

What kind of web developers look foward to finding bugs?

Spiders.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like; "Well. Dam."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

"I hate lazy people!

"Why. We didn't do anything."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

"Change does not come from a place of comfort."

Not true. I find pennies and nickles in my couch all the time.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

"I was poor when I was young. But thanks to decades of hard work,
I'm no longer young."

 

[Jester57]

The chair broke underneath me as we were doing our mealtime prayers.


It was a fall from grace.

 

[Jester57]

The president was scheduled to speak in front of Hoover dam as a scenic backdrop. However, someone had written “The President Sucks“ in huge letters on the gigantic concrete structure.


It was a dam shame.

 

[Jester57]

They found him in the middle of a field, battered and colored purple from head to toe.

He had been beeten.

 

[Jester57]

The carrots muscled their way to the top of the vegetable world.

They were shredded carrots.