Dad JokesšŸ˜‚

I'm really sorry! I have not meant to hijack the thread. (This is not a start to a joke). One for the road:

I love running. I'm good at it! Once, I tried to run from Chicago to Baltimore, but the driver wouldn't let me run on the bus.

Done. I'll be quiet now and listen instead :)
 
I'm learning Chinese.
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(Well, that didn't work like I thought it would.)
 
Ok. Been away long enough, laughing at others jokes. Love this place!

You know, I've been thinking about a line of clothing apparel for birds. Why not? Nothing could be cuter than a little bird wearing a T-shirt from Abercrombie & Finch!
 
Wow, the road to true love is full of potholes--

I just read this in the news: "Cardiac surgeon who recently performed a heart transplant operation on a 21 year old woman has asked her to marry him. She replied, 'im sorry, I can't. My heart belongs to somebody else.'"
 

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