Dad Jokes😂

[EuroChook]

I'm really sorry! I have not meant to hijack the thread. (This is not a start to a joke). One for the road:

I love running. I'm good at it! Once, I tried to run from Chicago to Baltimore, but the driver wouldn't let me run on the bus.

Done. I'll be quiet now and listen instead

 

[Jester57]

I knew I had a problem…


when Satan kept calling the house asking if my ex was available to give him some evil lessons.
[i/SPOILER]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The safest time to go to the beach is during "Shark Week".
All the sharks are home watching their friends on TV.

 

[Brooks_]

The safest time to go to the beach is during "Shark Week".
All the sharks are home watching their friends on TV.

Can you believe that I did not want to go on that night swim after watching Jaws? No joke, I wimped out.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I'm learning Chinese.

(Well, that didn't work like I thought it would.)

 

[EuroChook]

Ok. Been away long enough, laughing at others jokes. Love this place!

You know, I've been thinking about a line of clothing apparel for birds. Why not? Nothing could be cuter than a little bird wearing a T-shirt from Abercrombie & Finch!

 

[EuroChook]

I'm learning Chinese.
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(Well, that didn't work like I thought it would.)

No, no, it worked just fine from where I'm sitting. Oh now it became a link! Was a pic before. Cant laugh too loud around here, there's a few Chinese folk, and they'd use your fruit to spell disdain and vengeance.

 

[EuroChook]

I love drag racing. I know its dangerous, but I just love getting dressed up in women's clothing and driving really fast!

 

[EuroChook]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has got to want to change.

 

[EuroChook]

Wow, the road to true love is full of potholes--

I just read this in the news: "Cardiac surgeon who recently performed a heart transplant operation on a 21 year old woman has asked her to marry him. She replied, 'im sorry, I can't. My heart belongs to somebody else.'"