Dad Jokes😂

[EuroChook]

Now that’s Garth Vader!
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haha makes me wanna see Darth Brooks

 

[EuroChook]

Why did the chicken stay home? Because she was really really tired of crossing roads.

 

[EuroChook]

During a recent trip to Niagara falls, I lost my footing and avoided a very long drop when I stuck out my hand and grabbed onto my wife's long hair. Cruel yes, but you must understand: it was a matter of wife and death.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Which number, if you take away one letter becomes even?

Seven

 

[Hayden Goseek]

In a plane crash where every single person dies, who survives?

The married couples.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Which word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short

 

[Hayden Goseek]

An electric train is traveling West at 80 mph.
Awind is blowing from the North at at 20 mph.
Which direction does the smoke blow.

None. It's an electric train.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Mt Everest. (Just because it wasn't discovered it was still the tallest.)

 

[Jester57]

Taylor Sith

 

[EuroChook]

Which number, if you take away one letter becomes even?

Seven

Which number if you take away one letter becomes odd?

None of them. Aint that odd?