Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

When did the block of marble realize she should really get a better sculptor?


When he took her for granite.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Who would in a triathlon contest between a man and a shark?

A shark is a better swimmer but a man is a better runner.
It would all come down to the bicycling.

 

[Jester57]

“Look”, said the geologist, “I don’t care what you’ve heard. Sandstone is a sedimentary rock.“

“It’s been settled.”

 

[Jester57]

There’s a contest going on at the funeral home.

You only have to be interred to win.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Blogger: "Correct me if I'm wrong."

Internet: I'll correct you if your right."

 

[AidKD]

 

[AidKD]

Sorry y'all. I couldn't help it.

 

[Jester57]

If you write a second book about electric bicycles…


is it an E-qual?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I'm so excited. HR recomended me for Management Training.

Okay, it's Anger Management but it's still Management.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Boss: This is the fourth time this week you have been late.
Do you know what that means?

Me: It's Thursday?