Dad Jokes😂

[Sally PB]

Did you hear about the trucking company for singles?

It's called Dayton Freight.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

A scientist discovered a devastating new disease that would wipe out 99% of humanity.


I understand it’s gone viral.

Covid 24.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

All climate protesters should move to African islands. I suggest the island of mad-at-gas-cars.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

I took a vacation on Antarctica.
It was cool, you should check it out.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

According to the Bible, only men should be allowed to make coffee!
The text is found somewhere in the book of Hebrews.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I was so relieved when the Zombie bypassed me in his search for brains.

I think!?!

 

[Jester57]

Why is it so hard for mummies to understand the concept of natural burial?

They just can’t wrap their heads around it.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

It is only called a 'murder' of crows,

if there is probable caws.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I was all set to take one of those Viking River Cruises until I realized;

you don't actually get to loot villages and monasteries along the way.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Me: What is the secret to eternal happiness?

Yogi Master: To not argue with fools.

Me: I disagree.

Yogi master: Yes. You are right.