Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

Thank you for explaining how GPS works.

I think you lost me somewhere along the way, though.

 

[Chicken_tiger_catt]

In our family we have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.

Spoiler: ;)

runs in our jeans

I am laughing so hard right now, and this isn't even that funny

 

[Brooks_]

I am laughing so hard right now, and this isn't even that funny

That's kinda the definition of a Dad Joke.

 

[Chicken_tiger_catt]

duck, eggs.

that is an unnecessary comma-

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Me: I doing okay today except for newpussycat.

Him: What's newpussycat?

Me: Whoaaaaa awoaaaa oooooowa!

 

[Jester57]

If a boat with a galley goes down in a storm;

does that make it a kitchen sink?

 

[notabitail]

Do you know why the 90's called?

Because it couldn't text.

 

[notabitail]

Thank you for explaining how GPS works.

I think you lost me somewhere along the way, though.

Yep.

Too bad GPS can't hold your precise position in a book.

 

[MamaPoult]

I was so downwhen I couldnt pay my electric bill one day.

It was the darkest day of my life