Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

She got her looks from her father.

He is a plastic surgeon.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

A computer once beat me at chess.

But it was no match for me at kickboxing.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

My mechanic couldn't fix my brakes.

But he made my horn louder.

 

[Jester57]

I knew a vampire who was also a motorcycle racer.


He didn’t do very well at motocross.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I knew a vampire who was also a motorcycle racer.


He didn’t do very well at motocross.

Oh that's bad.

 

[Sally PB]

We were married by a Judge.

Hubby and I actually were. 35 years and counting!

I wish I'd thought of this at the time to tell people about us "going to court":

Everyone said what they had to say. We both agreed as to what we would do. And then the Judge passed a life sentence on both of us.

 

[Jester57]

Did you hear about the legislator who ate an entire duck, bones, feathers and all, as a publicity stunt to get his new law approved?

He had trouble passing the bill.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Did you hear about the legislator who ate an entire duck, bones, feathers and all, as a publicity stunt to get his new law approved?

He had trouble passing the bill.

Hey! No politics!

 

[notabitail]

Hey! No politics!

That isn't politics.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

That isn't politics.

Sorry, I should have added the . I was joking too.