Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Meow?

Well, It was a woof night.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

This sounds vaguely familiar. It may have been posted already.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Her: "Did you eat my Milk Duds?"

Me: After 7 minutes of silent chewing, finally swallows
"First of all, I don't like your accusations."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

To the guy who invented Zero;

Thanks for nothing.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles so I took him to the vet.

No word yet.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If the number 666 is all evil,

then 25.806958011 is the root of all evil.

 

[Sally PB]

 

[notabitail]

My chickens are AI.

Actually Intelligent.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Professor: Is anyone familiar with Pavlov?

Me: Rings a bell.