Dad Jokes😂

[TeresaW]

Why don’t vampires use autocorrect?

Because they love Type Os.

thought it was going to be something about mis-stakes

 

[TeresaW]

@ShrekDawg You posted this twice and I thought my reply disappeared!

 

[ShrekDawg]

thought it was going to be something about mis-stakes

That’s a good one too!

@ShrekDawg You posted this twice and I thought my reply disappeared!

Sorry!

 

[Jester57]

As a romantic gesture, I took an entire convoy of ships to visit my girlfriend. She asked me why,

and I told her love is fleeting.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why didn’t the skeleton ask his crush to the monster mash?

He didn’t have the guts!

 

[Jester57]

When they go to meet their maker,

haven’t all sheep died in the wool?

 

[ShrekDawg]

What’s a tree’s favorite song in Autumn?

”Don’t Stop Be-Leafin’.”

 

[Hayden Goseek]

An update on the shipwreck and wiskey spill off the Scottish coast.
There is great concern for the bird life in the area and so far no tern has been left unstoned.

 

[Jester57]

Why is the fastest way to get across town riding a mallard?

It’s via duck.

 

[ShrekDawg]

What do you get when you cross a witch and a sandcastle?

A sand-witch.

What do you call a haunted chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite.