Do you lie to your chickens?

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by gritsar, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    It's a long story, but we were gone all day today and when we got home and checked on the chickens, Airhead was looking a llittle under the weather so I brought her in the house. It was late and I was trying to prepare a quick supper and keep an eye on her at the same time. I told her all about the turkey I was cooking for the beings (us humans) to eat. After I put her back out and while I was taking supper out of the oven, my SO and I had the following conversation:
    Him: I thought you said we were having turkey for supper.
    Me: No, we're having chicken.
    Him: But I could swear I heard you tell Airhead we were having turkey for supper.
    Me: Well, you don't think I'd tell her the truth do you?!?

    Why does he always look at me so funny and walk away mumbling? [​IMG]
     
  2. Ugly Cowboy

    Ugly Cowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Corn, OK
    LOL!
     
  3. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

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  4. ChickenToes

    ChickenToes Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 14, 2008
    NE Wisconsin
    I lie to them sometimes...my DH does not lie to them, however. Before we butchered our roos, we separated them from the rest of the flock. I seem to recall my DH telling them they were going to make good soup.
     
  5. EllyMae

    EllyMae Chillin' With My Peeps

    Make sure you change other names like: Kentucky Fried Turkey...Turk-fil-A...etc
    LOL, I think what you said was cute. I would probably do the same thing.
     
  6. Akane

    Akane Overrun With Chickens

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    No. Having spent my whole life training animals for people I know they mostly respond to tone of voice aside from picking up on a few certain words. You can swear at them all you want but so long as you do it with a nice tone of voice and body language they won't have a clue your mad. So if I was processing a roo I'd probably scoop it up to move it half singing "time for you to turn into soup" or something like that.
     
  7. Curlita

    Curlita Chillin' With My Peeps

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    We have a deal -- they don't lie to me, I don't lie to them.
     
  8. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    We believe in telling our little ones the honest truth.

    Sometimes the devil makes us taunt them with "this is your cousin" whilst barbequeing up a tasty chicken dinner. Get behind me, satan!
     
  9. hooligan

    hooligan Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 20, 2007
    Arkansas
    LoL...whatever I make doesn't require lying to my animals about what it is....unless its tofu and even then I have to lie to myself LoL
     
  10. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    Quote:Chickens will never lie to you.

    Unless she's a broody trying to find a way to get back into her nestbox after you've tossed her out for the billionth time ...
     

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