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Here's how I look at it: Science Diet et al. are hospital food. Is hospital food better for you than McGarbage? Absolutely. It contains some roughage (in the form of a tiny iceberg lettuce salad), some vitamins (grated carrots on the salad, tomato in the main course), some minerals (probably a bit of processed cheezfood product in there for calcium, some Grade D ground beef for iron). It has an appropriate number of calories per serving, and the serving sizes are correct. You get a juice box to drink--which is mostly HFCS and fruit flavoring--and Jello dessert, which is mostly saccharine or Equal.
Is it equivalent to a gourmet baby field greens salad (4 c. of greens including dandelion, mustard, kale and spinach) with artisanal bleu cheese, roasted rosemary-garlic free range pastured chicken, fresh-baked multigrain-and-pumpkinseed rolls, with Greek yogurt and just-picked Alpine strawberries for dessert, a glass of Napa Valley Pinot Noir and a big jug of mint-infused water to drink? Not so much.
Yes, the overwhelming majority of people eat McGarbage and hospital food is technically better for them. It's still not the very best, and it's still, frankly, pretty gross. I've had lots of pets go hungry rather than eat Science Diet, even though they are clearly hungry and will eat good food, cooked chicken, cooked beef, human-grade tuna. But you put down Hills, Iams, etc. and they turn their little whiskers up at it. Hospital food.
Is it equivalent to a gourmet baby field greens salad (4 c. of greens including dandelion, mustard, kale and spinach) with artisanal bleu cheese, roasted rosemary-garlic free range pastured chicken, fresh-baked multigrain-and-pumpkinseed rolls, with Greek yogurt and just-picked Alpine strawberries for dessert, a glass of Napa Valley Pinot Noir and a big jug of mint-infused water to drink? Not so much.
Yes, the overwhelming majority of people eat McGarbage and hospital food is technically better for them. It's still not the very best, and it's still, frankly, pretty gross. I've had lots of pets go hungry rather than eat Science Diet, even though they are clearly hungry and will eat good food, cooked chicken, cooked beef, human-grade tuna. But you put down Hills, Iams, etc. and they turn their little whiskers up at it. Hospital food.