Just have to vent here to people who might possibly understand. Our family decided we wanted to get a few chickens last summer. We made all these grands plans until we found out it would be against zoning regulations. Since we had our hearts set on getting them, we talked with our immediate neighbors and asked them if they'd have a problem with us getting a few chickens. The neighbors said they didn't think it would be a problem. So after much research, last August we bought three 1 day old EE chicks and an Eglu coop and thought we could keep the chickens "under the radar". I seriously thought that no one could possibly have an issue with 3 hens in my private, fully fenced yard on a 1/2 acre lot (in other words, our houses are not right up next to each other). Fast forward to today. We've had the chickens for 8 months and are totally in love with them as pets. We love playing with them, we bring them in the house, we love their beautiful greenish/blue eggs, we love watching them, and we've shared eggs with all of our neighbors. I have to admit I"m suprised at how loud their egg-song is, but I figured it wasn't any louder than the occasional barking dog, and they hens only did it for a couple of minutes once a day when they laid their egg.
I thought we almost had it made after Spokane Valley passed the amendment allowing for back yard chickens in all residential neighborhoods. We live a block outside the city limits in unincorporated Spokane County, and figured the momentum was on our side to having it be legal in the county too. After that, the only possible obstacle would be our HOA, which states that "no animals, other than dogs, cats, caged birds, tanked fish, and other conventional small household pets may be kept on lots." I am President of our HOA, and I figured I would interpret my chicken to be a "caged bird" because their chicken run is a cage (though I let them free-range), or as President, I would remove the word "caged" from the document and have it voted on by the 92 homes in our neighborhood. I didn't think it would be a big deal.
Imagine how I felt when I discovered a recently created Facebook page titled "Say No to Chickens" created by
one of my own neighbors (who I also considered a friend) which talked about the illegal chickens in the neighborhood, (mine) and how everyone should write the county commissioner to make sure chickens would not be allowed in the county. Several people who joined the group were neighbors and friends.
I finally e-mailed the creator of the page, and asked her specifically what the problem was with my chickens. This neighbor shares about 5 ft of fencing with me at the corner of the back of both of our large lots. She said she never really liked the idea of us getting chickens, and that they can hear them and don't like the sound, and if they wanted to live near a farm they would have done so. She said she didn't believe chickens were appropriate in our upscale neighborhood.
Even sadder is that my son's pre-school teacher (who doesn't live in my neighborhood) is also a "fan" of the "Say no to Chickens" page. And just last week she and I were making arrangements to bring one of my pullets and her eggs to the school so the kids could learn about life cycles of animals. I don't even want to bring them to the school now...
My husband & I figure that it's only a matter of time before someone makes a formal complaint and we have to get rid of them. I realize that I really have no defense for having the birds--I knew they were not allowed from the get go, and I understand that people moved into my neighborhood with a vision in mind of how they want to live (apparently not in a farm setting), but I just don't see how 3 little birds can be so offensive to people. I'm trying not to take it personally, but finding the page really hurt my feelings---to find out so many of my neighbors and friends were so "anti-chicken". I love my house...and I did love my neighborhood, but now all I want to do it move and get some land where I can have all the chickens I want....and maybe some pygmy goats too
and not have to worry about "bothering" anyone.
In the event that they have to go, I don't know if I'd feel better eating them (I know how good of a life they had) or trying to find them a good home (anyone have room for 3 beautiful/great laying, 8 month old EEs?) I wouldn't even know where to go to have them "processed" (anyone want to offer that service?)
All I have left to express is