Embarrasing, but toooo funny not to share


Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!
14 Years
Nov 9, 2007
SW Arkansas
Quiet evening in our house last night; DH watched TV while I read. Jax was asleep at DH's feet, Kane at mine.

A nice way to pass the evening, but then...well you see...ummm....I had to pass gas. *insert heavily embarrased smiley here*.

At the same exact moment Kane flipped over on his back and twitched a few times.

DH literally fell out of his chair laughing. While he was down on the floor he went ahead and checked Kane for a heartbeat. I'm now being accused of nearly gassing my dog to death.

I figured I might as well go ahead and share with y'all, since I know I'll be the topic of conversation at the PD tonight.
Ummm, unfortunately, hubby and I have been married almost 11 years now, so passing gas is done at free will.....No holdin' it in! LOL Hubby gets real theatrical with his though.....grimacing, sometimes posing, and then claiming his farts smell like roses.......

What is with men being all macho with their farts and have no shame in doing it? We women have to be discreet about it and run for the bathroom or go to the corner of a place and quickly leave LOL!
Try being married to a cop. For some reason, every cop I've ever known finds farts to be hilarious. They will call each other up (on the CB) to brag about their latest "creation". I just don't get it!

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