Embarrasing, but toooo funny not to share

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by gritsar, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quiet evening in our house last night; DH watched TV while I read. Jax was asleep at DH's feet, Kane at mine.

    A nice way to pass the evening, but then...well you see...ummm....I had to pass gas. *insert heavily embarrased smiley here*.

    At the same exact moment Kane flipped over on his back and twitched a few times.

    DH literally fell out of his chair laughing. While he was down on the floor he went ahead and checked Kane for a heartbeat. I'm now being accused of nearly gassing my dog to death.

    I figured I might as well go ahead and share with y'all, since I know I'll be the topic of conversation at the PD tonight. [​IMG]
     
  2. I have WHAT in my yard?

    I have WHAT in my yard? Songster

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    Dag I would have blamed the dog for the stink!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. In His Service

    In His Service Wise Men Still Seek Him

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] you should have blamed the dog! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

    Poor Kane! Hope there wasn't any brain damage! [​IMG]
     
  5. Karrie13

    Karrie13 Songster

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    Oh yeah, should have blamed the dog. That is what happens in my house!

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  6. chicmom

    chicmom Dances with Chickens

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    Ummm, unfortunately, hubby and I have been married almost 11 years now, so passing gas is done at free will.....No holdin' it in! LOL Hubby gets real theatrical with his though.....grimacing, sometimes posing, and then claiming his farts smell like roses.......

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  7. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician

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    Foster's Pet Supplies sells gas masks for dogs.[​IMG]
     
  8. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

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    Maybe we need to take up a collection?

    A save the dogs campaign

    Impy- [​IMG]
     
  9. EweSheep

    EweSheep Flock Mistress

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] What is with men being all macho with their farts and have no shame in doing it? We women have to be discreet about it and run for the bathroom or go to the corner of a place and quickly leave LOL!
     
  10. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quote:Try being married to a cop. For some reason, every cop I've ever known finds farts to be hilarious. They will call each other up (on the CB) to brag about their latest "creation". I just don't get it! [​IMG]
     

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