F.F.L Bird 'Interviews'

[JacinLarkwell]

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"What's mounting?"

Sigh.... poor Glenn. Nearly 5 months and still doesn't know he can breed....

 

[Mutchi]

To all chickens:
What does it feel like to molt?

I think just how it feels to have skin peel, weird.

 

[Birdie mom]

To all chickens:
What does it feel like to molt?

It's depressing. And cold. And sooooo embarrassinggggg

 

[JacinLarkwell]

To all chickens:
What does it feel like to molt?

Frazzle: "Itchy."
Frizzle: "Speak for yourself. I only dropped empty feather shafts."

 

[Birdie mom]

Question for chicks:
Is it hard to communicate when the only noises you can make are "peep peep peeeeep"?

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Question for chicks:
Is it hard to communicate when the only noises you can make are "peep peep peeeeep"?

"If you cheep loud enough, eventually you'll get what you need."

 

[Blue Raptor]

So, I figured maybe this would be a fun thing to do. I'll be doing 'interviews' with both specific birds and a couple birds 'answering' general questions (like those QnAs that authors have that use characters to answer the questions)

So if anyone has a question (Or more), go ahead and comment them, (even if it's a silly one)

Hi, Jacin:
"I didn't have time to read these letters, but some of my flock birds wanted to write to yours, so you might want to evaluate them before you give them to your hens (especially Rocky's!). They don't have very good grammar, either, just as a side note."
See you around!: Blue Raptor
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deer JacinLarkwell's flock:
"is flyin over fense good or bad? the big peeple-owners keep chasin me away! how do i stay in when it so fun to fly over? oh also the lady-owner clipp my wing so i cant fly but i still can"
sinserely: Delta (BR)
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Dear JacinLarkwell's fowl:
"I like lots of scrach and snax but the human beans dont give me any exept at lunch and when we haff to be put away. I lik snakz but wat else can i eet?"
love: Fluff (Australorp)
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To JacinLarkwell's hens:
"Yo, this is Rocky. Hey, if any of you chicks wanna go out- I just wanted to say that I'm available. Anyway, see y'all round hot chicks."
Your ever Buff & Tough roo: Rocky (EE)

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Hi, Jacin:
"I didn't have time to read these letters, but some of my flock birds wanted to write to yours, so you might want to evaluate them before you give them to your hens (especially Rocky's!). They don't have very good grammar, either, just as a side note."
See you around!: Blue Raptor
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deer JacinLarkwell's flock:
"is flyin over fense good or bad? the big peeple-owners keep chasin me away! how do i stay in when it so fun to fly over? oh also the lady-owner clipp my wing so i cant fly but i still can"
sinserely: Delta (BR)
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Dear JacinLarkwell's fowl:
"I like lots of scrach and snax but the human beans dont give me any exept at lunch and when we haff to be put away. I lik snakz but wat else can i eet?"
love: Fluff (Australorp)
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To JacinLarkwell's hens:
"Yo, this is Rocky. Hey, if any of you chicks wanna go out- I just wanted to say that I'm available. Anyway, see y'all round hot chicks."
Your ever Buff & Tough roo: Rocky (EE)

"Delta, it's a trap. If you can't be kept home with clipped wings, it's a roofed pen next."

"I'm warning ya, Rocky, stay away. They're my girls next!"

"Fluff, you eat the food your given and don't complain. Otherwise you'll be their food!"

 

[Birdie mom]

To the flock:
What do you think about your humans having a website so they cant tell other humans about your own private business?

 

[3KillerBs]

To the older chicks and younger pullets:

Why do you try to sleep on a pallet in the run instead of inside your safe coop with the nice perch?

To the hens:

Are you actually trying to break our legs by running in front of us and squatting so that we almost step on you?

To the cockerels:

Why should we pick you to be flockmasters?

To all chickens:

Dubias or BOSS?