"You know you're addicted to chickens when..."
You talk more about your ladies than you do your grandchildren.
Your granddaughter has to sit in the back seat of the car because Sophie, your buff orpington prefers the front seat.....alone!
BTW It's not strange to you to take your favorite girl for a car ride, she loves it, why not?
You've lost interest in all magazines that do not have a beautiful hen on the front cover.
You find a chicken poo under the baby grand and you didn't even realize that one of the ladies had been in the house.
You'd much rather shop at the farm supply store than any where else.
You're offered a vacation, but refuse because you don't want to leave your lovely ladies.